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[D]I want a girl with a mind like a [F]dia[G]mond[A]
[D]I want a girl who knows what's [F]bes[G]t[A]
[D]I want a girl with shoes that [F]cut[G][A]
And [D]eyes that [C]burn like [D]cigare[G]tte[G#]s[A]

[D]I want a girl [A]with [G]the right allocat[A]ions
Who's [D]fast and thorough[A] and [G]sharp as a tack[A]
[D]She's playing with her jewel[A]ry, [G]she's putting up her hair[A]
She's [D]touring the facility[A] and 
[G]picking [F#]up [G]  [F#]   [G]sl[F#]ack[G][G#]

[A]I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket
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[D]I want a girl who gets up early ([F]Get[G]s u[A]p early)
[D]I want a girl who stays up late [F](Sta[G]ys u[A]p late)
[D]I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity [F](Un[G]int[A]errupted)
Who [D]uses a ma[C]chete to [D]cut through [G]red[G#] tap[A]e
[D]With fingernails[A] that [G]shine like justice[A]
And[D] a voice that is dark [A]like [G]tinted glass[A]
She is [D]fast, thorough[A], and [G]sharp as a tack[A]
She is [D]touring the facilit[A]y and 
[G]pi[F#]cki[G]ng[F#] up[G] s[F#]lac[G]k[G#]

[A]I want a girl with a short skirt and a long.... long jacket
[D]Na-na na-na na-[A]na,  [G]   Na-na na-na Na [A]Na
[D]Na-na na-na na-[A]na,  [G]   Na-na na-na Na [A]Na
[D]Na-na na-na na-[A]na,  [G]   Na-na na-na Na [A]Na
[D]Na-na na-na na-[A]na,  [G]   Na-na na-na Na [A]Na
[D]Na-na na-na na-[A]na,  [G]   Na-na na-na Na [A]Na[D]

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[D]I want a girl with a smooth liquid[F]atio[G]n (Sm[A]ooth liquidation)
[D]I want a girl with good divide[F]nds ([G]Good [A]dividends)
At [D]Citibank we will meet accid[F]ent[G]ally[A](Meet accidentally)
[D]We'll start t[C]o talk when she [D]borrows my [G]pen[G#][A]
[D]She wants a car [A]with a [G]cupholder armrest[A]
[D]She wants a car [A]that will [G]get her there[A]
She's [D]changing her name[A] from [G]Kitty to Karen[A]
She's [D]trading her MG [A]for a 
[G]whi[F#]te [G]Chr[F#]ysl[G]er [F#]Le [G]Bar[G#]on[A]

[A]I want a girl with a short skirt and a long............ jacket
[D]Na-na na-na na-[A]na,  [G]   Na-na na-na Na [A]Na
[D]Na-na na-na na-[A]na,  [G]   Na-na na-na Na [A]Na
[D]Na-na na-na na-[A]na,  [G]   Na-na na-na Na [A]Na
[D]Na-na na-na na-[A]na,  [G]   Na-na na-na Na [A]Na
[D]Na-na na-na na-[A]na,  [G]   Na-na na-na Na [A]Na[D]

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